Clean Pegs and Clam
This sexy pic goes to my roommate Eliza Thornberry for her birthday.

This sexy pic goes to my roommate Eliza Thornberry for her birthday.

“I want a lady on the street, but a goat in the bed.” - Pooja

“I want a lady on the street, but a goat in the bed.” - Pooja

This is a goat astronaut. I like to imagine he’s thinking: “I’m a goat. Wow! I’m in space. How on the moon (get it? ho ho ho) did i get here?

This is a goat astronaut. I like to imagine he’s thinking: “I’m a goat. Wow! I’m in space. How on the moon (get it? ho ho ho) did i get here?

This is my dream goat Darnelle. He likes tea parties and defends my honor with a light saber.

This is my dream goat Darnelle. He likes tea parties and defends my honor with a light saber.

Goatcore is my favorite genre

Bob Dole is my celebrity crush

Bob Dole is my celebrity crush

That awkward moment when you’re an owl and Justin Bieber is a spider

this is mee 

this is mee 

I have to write this thing for writing the essA OMG